What can I say, it's half luck, half skill, half timing.

I mean...that doll does want cock, right?

'You'd get married men just wanting fun and you'd get people saying, "I just need someone for one night, can you do me a favour?"

That's called "wherever you lay your ass down".

No, but you can wipe it down with a non-alcohol based cleaner and it'll be "good to go".

So what you're saying is America 2 -Africa 0?

But couldn't I just spend $0, and not do any yoga?

I hope the mats gain consciousness, and demand not to be Yogaed on by their owners. Like Her, but way less interesting.

My personal re-write of this article:

My advice: Get a divorce. Life without 69 is a life not worth living.

Rush, this gigantic Ebola outbreak in America is revenge for white people creating and spreading AIDS in Africa the '80's. Get it straight, geez.