clever single-entendre

So you’re saying hand out mass amounts of olive garden gift cards, shiny things and maybe cigarettes and Hennessey on election morning to Trump lovers and see how the day goes? I LIKE THIS PLAN

What do you cook?

Yes it was.

The South will literally fight to the death to defend its right to discriminate.

Melania is on team Melania. She most likely lets donald get his rocks off with the most bare minimum of effort. If she wants to provide for the human team, she’s gotta rock his tired old body until it gives up the ghost

I would personally like to thank him for dividing potential Trump voters further and lessening the chance of a Trump Presidency.

As the driver of the car do you laugh, hope he’s ok and keep driving or do you stop to render aid. If the biker was pissed about something before he’s gonna be right pissed after crashing so driving away might not be a bad idea but ya can’t just leave the dude there can ya? Hmmm.

Edit. In America? No aid, too many…

Do I look like Megyn Kelly to you?

As much as I abhor lane splitting, giving cops authority to create laws (or the innocuous term “guidelines”) as they see fit is a terrible idea.

Are you reading this, Pulitzer committee?

This is the wonderful thing about the dismiss function — you can banish the trolls back to their rocks yourself. It’s great for the non-troll readers who don't have to wade through the bullshit, and it has the added benefit of making them absolutely livid.

You fucking moron, vote for who? THE NON SOCIOPATH that’s who.

We were the ones holding the Shah’s money to ransom.

I need someone else to check for sure, but I’m pretty sure sixteen was within the age of consent in California in Milk’s time.

When has he EVER suffered a consequence for his lies, tho? Never. So he’s just bullshitting. No big deal, really. Anyhoo, who wants to have dinner at Sixteen in the Trump Tower? He could set that up. Best chef ever. He stole that chef from a 8 Michelin starred restaurant in Paris. He’s YUGE! After dinner, you can tour…

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

Not only is she not prepared to be President, she has no desire to be President. She’s never run for elected office other than a seat on her town council - her repeated Presidential runs are nothing but an exercise in ego and moral purity for herself and those who just can’t bring themselves to vote strategically.

I can't take this woman seriously if she doesn't support mandatory vaccines. Vaccines are one of my hardlines.

Comrad. Go home.