there is absolutely not one part of him that is fresh, in the sense that you mean it, friend.

so you’re checking out the kids in the park for hours, but lie to your wife about it? NICE!

does anyone believe this guy even when he raises his hand and swears to tell the truth?

I’m all in. Sounds peaceful!

i jumped competitively for years, from age 9 to age 17. best experience of my life. but yea, it has a fair degree of difficulty.

you know i don’t like ratting you out, but the dude was in so much pain. sorry.

why do you like arguing with tomatoes, dude?

peter who?

i heard she’s muslin, you guys...

please don’t stick to sports. we’re forced to come here. make it easier on us, PLEASE?

this isn’t going to end well. lol.

trump is not trying to win the presidency. he’s going to build an alt-right media empire to rival fox. just look at his recent hires. being president is for chumps....

i figured, but this is the internet, so balls must be busted when the opportunity arises.... :-)

You’re against nuclear science, not nuclear power plants? Wow.

fuck all this. your original joke was funny. ignore these pearl-clutchers.