So I appreciate how this is going to sound, but I’d actually suggest starting with The Best of Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds compilation. It’s from 1998 (Jesus, I’m old) so it doesn’t cover the last few (21!) years, but it’s it’s a great selection and it’s actually sequenced in a way that flows wonderfully as an instead…

Manic Pixie Dream Goose

Imagine “Untitled Goose Game” but “Amelie,” where the goal is to set their lives right with small actions like, “find that grandma’s missing puzzle piece,” or “help the gardener plant a garden in memory of his dead wife.”

Mabe people stopped calling you angel if you didn’t wear wings? That’s like cosplaying as Darth Vader and complaining people call you daddy....

She's needed a snickers for a few decades now.

No, to be clear, they are making fun of outspoken homophobes being caught in situations that question their orientation. As a gay man, I’m down for it.

Late to the party I know, but I just finished Night In The Woods a few months ago, and it was absolutely fantastic. As someone whos a little broken, it was so easy to empathize with Mae, and her trying to find her place in the world. And her friends were also well written and a blast to hang out with.

Very true. I remember watching the movie Road Trip and DJ Qualls’ character hooks up with a character played by Mia Amber Davis at a frat party, and the scene is played as like, “Look at this ELEPHANT the skinny white guy hooked up with hahaha” That scene really made me mad. Like, Mia was literally a plus-size SUPERMOD…

So many questions:

Oh that’s it...I was thinking it was vastly worse.

Congressman Ted Lieu replied to the Asshole in Chief that, in fact, 98% of forest land in California is federally owned, and that Trump was the person who cut funding to the Forest Service, so any “mismanagement” lies on Trump’s head. Ted Lieu is the ultimate trump twitter troll. Also, the local news reported that…

Yep, I learned that it’s the most insecure people who tend to go far because they have to bluff their way through their professional life. The best, the outright con artists, tend to go the furthest. My failure was thinking my work, and reputation for doing it quickly and inventively, would somehow speak for me. It’s…

Guys, I think this fact robot might be broken

I understand your pain, Sabin.

You suplexed a train/
Ain’t gotta explain/
Why you’re feeling that exclusion pain.

This has been “Awful Poetry With Arnheim.”

“I’m an Oscar-nominated actress who turned in an iconic performance for Scorsese, and yet I will forever be known for pretending that an upskirt shot taken in front of three male actors, a director and twenty crew was something that I enjoyed and gave me power in the scene. Are you sure this is the question you want…

I keep staring at the sweater and thinking, “How luxurious...”

big guinea pig got to you, didn’t they.

I laughed my ass off when they picked up the guinea pig. I thought it was a stab at black humour.

I would like to see this episode remade with an all Guinea Pig cast. The part of the original guinea pig will be played by a human.