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David Tracy still hasn’t given up his hopes on this Jeep.

OMG...where’s the soundtrack? You can’t mention how loud it is and not give us that Supercharged V8 music.

“see these, I’ve spent more time with them than I have my wife or my children, and I love the jeeps more too.”

“help! why am I in Toledo Ohio!?”

Thanks $kay, most disturbing thing I’ve seen in the past 3 hours.  

When a ‘90s Malibu needs new tires, I’m pretty sure it’s considered totaled.

Dude, you are so 2016. It’s Michelin Pilot Sport 4S now.

Buy Michelin Pilot Super Sports in whatever size you need

The way pickups depreciate, you can land a 2019 Ranger with 188,000 miles on it for $14,000 in 2029.

Everyone repeat after me:

And nothing of value was lost.

Now you can be LITERALLY underwater on your FCA-mobile’s loan!

Yep. People may not realize that the AC can be set to higher temperatures as well (e.g. at or above ambient).

 Yeah, I’m wondering how this made the list.

For the dehumidifier guy - the AC system dehumidifies the air already

I feel like I am standing outside the Church of Miata, wondering why everyone is inside. They sure seem to be having a good time in there, but I just don't think it's for me.

Agreed. I hate summer. I don’t understand why so many people like it. It’s too hot outside to do anything without being drenched in sweat within 10 minutes and I hate having sweaty balls and swamp ass. July-August is my least favorite time of the year. 

Fuck shorts. I’m tired of summer. I want to wear pants again without having to wring the sweat out of them at the end of the day.

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