Mooresville was the perfect place for this guy to blend in... and I know the wash he used too. My inlaws used to live close to there.

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His penis may have been an Explorer that Focused on the wrong pinkly Taurus and experienced a Fusion during a Fiesta.

Yes sir, if you’re thinking of taking the whole tribe cross country to campaign, you’re gonna love the wagon queen family truckster.

ALL THE STARS!!!!

So if he put out the stop sign, would the cops have to stop? :)

All the stars!

I am betting a lot of the numbers on the F150 are (like a lot of things) well underrated if for nothing else but legal reasons.

I’m sure I am not the only bitching about it... oh look there is someone else!

and who says i am not on a break or lunch? I love when people assume shit...

actually i can pop on my server and do it, but it’s annoying.

yep, cause i bet where i work is the only place that does that...

Can we quit linking twitter crap? Most places block social media....

Excuse me, I need to go change my pants now.

We’re Going To Talk About Politics Now

Just how much drugs did they take before designing that and okaying it?

Good fucking god no... just no.... my eyes....

Bonus points for ET from the Atari 2600 on the nav screen.

it’s a little above 17,000 mph, give or take a few thousand here or there

Wasted an entire Saturday to drive to another part of the state to buy a car, getting held up in traffic from the highway being shut down thanks to them finding a body near the highway. Got there right when the dealer closed and even though I had called them they just walked out of the dealership and basically did not…