Just what my balloon delivery business needs, maybe I can branch out into puffed wheat now

This is some of the best Torchlopnik I’ve seen in some time.

If there was ever a Nash Metropolitan racing series, *I need an article about it*.  No delay is acceptable.

“but what does “basic Audio” entail?”

That’s been part of the plan all along. The Model 3 was supposed to be the Model E, but apparently Ford has some claim on that, so Elon went all 1337. 

I’d have hoped that if I were on the bridge I would have noticed the ship and stopped (or sped up) before the collision. You don’t want to end up like the nine vehicles in front of this one:

So we bash GM for not trimming the fat then we bash GM for trimming the fat.

Logic need not apply when trying to make a point.

Your utter lack of understanding where trains are far more useful and ecologically sound is astounding.

There have never, in the history of the world, been hundreds of trains made stationary because of a single $50 drone flying too close to the tracks.

It looks like it’s now slightly concave now, rather than slightly convex.

Damnit. I should have noticed the lack of split headlights.

This is frankly bullshit. The idea that an aware pedestrian has never been hit is incredibly stupid. You need to check a number of directions when crossing. This also assumes, as an aware pedestrian, that cars will act in a predictable manner, this is also not true.

I used to ride right on the edge of the road, my right pedal basically hitting the sidewalk or my tires almost in the dirt.  Drivers still would give me no space, so fuck it, now I take the room I need. 

Or we could work harder on educating drivers to travel at a safe speed, watch where they’re going, keep a closer eye on the side of the road, and recognize cyclists have a right to use the full traffic lane. It is always the responsibility of the driver to travel at a speed that allows them to avoid other road users…

As someone who has been hit by cars three times, obeying the rules of the road doesn’t always work . When a driver is not paying attention while talking on a cell phone, driving with a windshield covered with ice/snow or temporarily blinded by the setting sun, shit can happen. These systems are intended to keep…

Ah, yes, this is this “I’m a selfish asshole” take I come to the Jalopnik comments section for. 

Saying someone has become successful with the help of family and friends isn’t the sick burn you seem to think it is. 

Lol at “perfect colonoscopy.”

Did Matt Farrah drove a million miles with that car or did he bought it with like 985,000 Miles ?