Don’t listen to this guy! He’s trying to fool you! FL is a cesspool and deviant madhouse of reprobates and bikers and Joey Porsche-lookalikes unsafe for human habitation and not-at-all Great like the rest of America is Great! (#MAGA)! Beware and don’t endanger your loved ones or stomach by going to Florida! You’ve…

Mr. Spraypaint Vigilante MAGA-Man picked the epically wrong vehicle to tag. Any houseplant with a fractional IQ knows that Busses are Karma’s own chariot— were Karma a leg-having, hands-possessing entity, Karma would drive some variant of the VW Transporter.

Jesus-- i can smell the vodka from here

Much thanks, sir. Half a nation of Deplorable Basket People ain’t got nothing on a beautiful 2002 getting air on the track.

“Many times manufacturers “leak” that stuff themselves, in order to get free public opinion before product hits production.”

I’m white and i LOLd heartily. Maybe your Funny Bone needs a reflash, Francis.

 No cup holder? Completely unrealistic concept. :yawn

I’ll proudly raise a glass tonight for Hurricane Donut Mayhem Dude. Well done, sir. :salute

Don’t hate on the international brotherhood of BMW-driving Pizza Delivery Dudes! In my brief 4-month stint as a Pizza Dude i did runs in a stock/clean/quick 2002 many moons ago. At 19 one’s ego is still usefully fueled by believing with conviction that one is the fastest pizza dude in town. Then one grows up.

They’re all cool in their way. My fave was always Calder’s 3.0CSL

Trunk lid wing clearly failed to deliver on the promised aerodynamic downpressure that the sticker on the box promised. So sad.

 I guess that’s one derivative, ham-fisted way to do away with the venerable Hofmesiter Kink that’s been BMW design language for a half-century plus. :sad

I didn’t know Lyle Lovett rode pedal bikes!

02's had a little tool roll tucked in the spare well. Only had a nifty combo screwdriver, some wrenches and slip-joint pliers IIRC. All that stuff was rolling around loose in mine.

The Universal Design Brief wins again in its quest to make all car ‘faces’ on planet Earth indistinguishable. 

Whoa wait-- a “professional football player” behaved like an entitled, narcissistic douche? Never in a million years saw that coming.

Same. I’ll take the lines of any of the Coupes, 3ers up to e30, or any 02's any day. But i did scare the shit out of a girlfriend once with “OHMYGODANM1!!!!!!!!” one day. It’s the only M1 i’ve ever seen in the flesh in my life.

Wait, wut?

That. Nobody remembers how 6er-ish the T-Bird unabshedly tarted around in the late 80S?

Mastress drives a Jaguar. Like a Boss.