1973 Fiat 128 Sport L was my first car.

Find a nearby bucket of ice water and throw it in your face.

How much did your love for cars influence parts of Seinfeld?

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Nine-speed manual. With four clutches, all of which are operated by your face.

You would too if you just smoked that much tire.....

I think all cars, deep in their manifolds, want to go out this way. Sitting in a field rusting away, nah. Driven twice a week to the store by an old lady, assaulted by shopping carts, nah.

Keep Jalopnik weird.

I have the best argument against ethanol: it makes bacon more expensive.

The Model S is number one in sales there, as well as in Los Altos Hills, the Pawnee to Atherton's Eagleton, where the average home costs just $5.4 million.

No, Mr. Clarkson, I expect you to die.