What? You’re expecting the son of Putin’s Bitch, Don “my only skill was choosing my parents” Trump Jr., to be a decent person? Get real.

I hope that fall comes off the side of a cliff or right before an elk gores him on one of his hunting trips.

This guy is truly stupid. 

Wait

The Fat Ass

What are the chances that Mueller already possesses some of these text chains?

Considering lie detector tests are bullshit and don’t actually work make that offer worthless.

Can someone in the White House press corp remind this woman that government employees don’t work for the Trump Corporation. They work for the people.

I’m going to take the time to find a pay phone in the wild

I’m going to take the time to find a pay phone in the wild to leave a message voicing my many concerns about this syphilis-fueled train wreck of a regime. And I’ll make sure I save some choice words about the cowards who are enabling this petty orange conman. Oh, and I’ll make sure to call back and leave a separate mes…

You see, some blacks rioted and looted 50 years ago, so its obviously a big problem.

Mouth breathing morons who reflexively worship the flag do not have the slightest inkling of what that flag means. Nazis worship flags. Americans stand, or kneel, for the freedom of expression and the right to peaceful protest against injustice that the American flag symbolizes.

Where in the fuck is all this rioting and looting these racists keep seeing? Because I sure as hell haven’t seen anything. I mean, you’d think I'd know about it, with my being Black and erry’thang.

...How do these people...like I’m trying to put myself in their shoes and do the things they did and still look at myself in the mirror. I may be a miserable asshole but most of us wouldn’t try to bury rape.

“He said, ‘I will defend Jimmy until I have to put my hand on a Bible and be asked to tell the truth, then Jimmy will be on his own,’”

Basically, yeah. That’s exactly what she said.

Yes, the Reagan welfare queens. Totally unlike subsidies to farmers. Right? 

She’s a conservative. None of them know what socialism is beyond “it’s very, very bad.”

“I don’t want other people’s grandkids to have the same advantages mine will have purely through the luck of who they were born to.”

Is it possible Megs doesn’t know the definition of socialism? Pure socialism means the people (so, government) collectively own everything. It’d be kinda like if everyone had the same amount of stocks in every publicity trades company. That is not the same as advocating single-payer healthcare, raising minimum wage,…