Sure, nothing to do with Trump. He just remembered he has to wash his hair.

Is there a more stereotypical Trumpkin than Trent Dilfer? A mediocre white guy with a head like a penis, from a redneck hellhole, owes his career to the work of others (disproportionately non-white)...

So aside from all the political stuff, you have to think Altuve can’t stand Trump for the way he belittles and makes fun of short guys like Rubio and Corker. I’m sure it’s something he had to deal with a lot as a pro athlete that was often disrespected for his size. To see the President of the United States resorting…

My new favorite player.

You can see him debating whether or not he could snap Trump’s neck before his teammates or the Secret Service can stop him. That’s the look of a man who wants nothing more than to beat the shit out of the guy he’s staring down.

What are the odds Trump made the “No way, Jose” joke to Altuve right before he went to the podium? And also immediately after.

It’s as perfect a shot I’ve seen. Look at the redness coming from Jose’s eyes. He is detested with this man. You can feel the seething coming from him.

In that moment, Altuve was thinking to himself, “I wish the Dodgers had won.”

One of the many problems of being short: Always in the front row.

M-V-P! M-V-P! M-V-P!

Holy piss; I had forgotten about that thread from the transition era. That’s right, when Chris Christie was a DA in Northern NJ, he got a big conviction against Pa Kushner. After he thirstily ingratiated himself to Trump during the campaign (and was force fed meatloaf for Dolt .45’s amusement), it was speculated…

Jared’s brother attended the first Women’s March, too. He’s not blindly supporting his brother or his brother’s in-laws.

I am enamored by the idea that, just maybe, Jared is the black sheep in the Kushner family for marrying someone so far below his station, and from such a trashy family. I’d also love to have a reality TV crew at their house for the next Thanksgiving dinner now that this cat is out of the bag.

Bingo. She is a piece of work.

Trying not to picture Trump having sex is an underrated burden of modern politics.

It doesn’t even seem like a tough call, she’s on record at having dated three members of the administration or campaign. This is a point where, if her fellas weren’t such reprehensible villains, I would say that it is kind of normal for a single person, working a high stress, time consuming job in their twenties to…

Does it rhyme with Pope Picks?

Hope Hicks.

But even in Pence’s quote IN the post, Pence says he is concerned with disrespect to OUR flag, country, anthem, whatever. So he’s not being a hypocrite. He’s a fucking jackass, but this is not a “gotcha.” That’s all dude is saying. Posts like this make the author look like just as big of a dumbass as Pence.

Is this article serious? Really?