I HIGHLY doubt you’ve seen “all those movies” as The Tudors was a TV show that aired for five years so... 

I feel like having a very good actor, with the perfect physicality for the role, and a great deal of enthusiasm for the material is about as good as it’s gonna get.

Nah, I totally agree. Bioware should stick to what they do best--single player games with deep, rich stories that interconnect between games. I honestly think they are shooting themselves in the foot making this their next big game. Sure, maybe you’ll make a big profit, but the die hard fans you’ve had who have bought…

and here I am, who is utterly turned off by the whole concept of new game+ which gates content behind whole new playthroughs, and hopes this plague doesnt continue to spread.. but who knows, maybe the game is actually awesome in itself and doesnt need to be compared to existing franchises, concepts and blueprints to…

Okay... here’s the only problem I have with the way they’re doing this.

I mean, I’m cautiously optimistic. Just because it’s Bioware doesn’t mean it needs to function like Dragon Age or Mass Effect on a story level (and I say this as someone who genuinely enjoyed all of Bioware’s past titles - Andromeda included). It seems like they’re basically making their own Destiny, and I’m fine with…

“Please master, can I have another?”

I’ve read the Bible plenty of times in my life. I now read religious texts as metaphorical tales to reflect on to learn what knowledge there is to glean from them. However, I don’t think that it’s necessary to believe in God, or any other supernatural entity, to justify existence or morality. I don’t live a life…

Man fucking KaZaa. Remember when youtube wasn’t a thing? I remember downloading music videos.

Now is not great. At least the early 2000s were...happy.

I was just thinking reading this article that I’m not ready to feel old enough for a retro GTA about my high school years.

I know. It’s hard to imagine a worse decade for popular music. 

Just to annoy you old man, your gif guy, Michael Clarke Duncan, died 6 years ago.

In 2002, I had just finished my first year of high school in my tiny town, and sold a bunch of my stuff in a church garage sale to go on a mission trip to New York. The Statue of Liberty was closed to the public, so we took a boat around it. We went to the WTC site to pray. I remember hearing Kylie Minogue on MTV one…

GTA 4 is a retro GTA game now. Post 9/11 hysteria and *reggaeton* on the radio?

“We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of options”.

“Guns aren’t the problem. Look at Chicago, where there are strict gun crimes!”

This isn’t a “Gamer” thing (though those still clinging to the Gamergate banner are likely worthy of your scorn)—it’s a feckless fucking asshat thing.

People who have power fantasies that play themselves out in murdering other people with a gun, when those people have no means of fighting back are exactly the kind of…

Oh boy, and the “how dare you stereotype us as shitty while we angrily attack devs for including women in a videogame” crowd are already out in fucking force to stan for the idea that “Gamers” are unfairly stereotyped.

I mean, medieval would just be historical fiction