It’s happened twice in history, and both times the Supreme Court agreed you can refuse a pardon.

Stars for you.

I’m a little ignorant of the 18 counts against him and I can't find a news source to clarify, does anyone know the severity of the counts he was found guilty on? Did he get hit on the more major charges or did he dodge that bullet?

This infuriates me to no end. Pole dancing is way more than what these backwards yokels think it is. A good friend of mine took up pole dancing a few years ago, not as an adult entertainer but for exercise and self expression. She’s gotten ridiculously fit, extremely self confident, and the change in her has been…

I find that Chinese food reheats very well

I know Trump speaks like a drunk toddler in real life, but whenever he tweets about the Russia investigation I think of this...

I will never not share my pretty girls

Damn, early SNS today.

I’ve waited years for an opportune Mighty Boosh reference to occur and tonight my wait is over.

I thought the special was plenty funny, but then she dissects what jokes are and what they do and she goes into very powerful and serious territory to illustrate how jokes can't handle the weight of those stories. Maybe it ceases to be a stand up special there, I really don't care and neither does she. It's a hell of…

She’s been pretty open on talk shows about what she means by quitting comedy. She anticipated correctly the comedy nerds who labeled the special a "One Woman Show" or a "TED Talk" or a "Speech" and she's basically saying "Sure, call it what you may, that's what I'm going to do now."

I find her hilarious so we cancel each other out.

From what I understand, mini horses make great service animals for the blind because of their excellent vision, and the fact that they live an average of 30 years.

I remember liking the original, but then again that could have been because I was a ten year old little queer boy who was slightly intrigued when Mel Gibson put on pantyhose when he was trying to understand women.

And besides the whole dog thing, he’s openly saying he gave a “crazed, crying lowlife” a job at the Whitehouse, like that’s a normal thing to do.

Just more "Government as Business" bullshit

Whether it has value or not is your subjective opinion, don’t confuse it for objective fact.

That sounds like an Emo Phillips joke! I just saw him and he had some good ones.

I live on the north side of Chicago, so I can't throw a bottle of poppers without hitting an LGBT resource center. I'd definitely find my referrals from one of them, I want to make sure anyone I pay money to is LGBT friendly.

The store he was working at sounded annoying as hell, but he made it sound like it was constant existential toture.