I’ve been seeing this guy for like a month and a half, and he wants to have a New Year’s kiss with me. I like him, and I like kissing on New Year’s, so I agreed to be with him at midnight. But now I’m learning that means having New Years with a group of his friends I’ve never met before, and I really really don’t want…

I have many feelings about this ranking. Two of the top three are right on for me, but then he’s got exitlude and uncle Johnny and On Top so low on the list. But he also makes great points throughout and he put This River is Wild in a respectable position.

Good word.

Ugh, like 50% of this game to me is hitting up all the pokestops along Chicago’s redline during my commute. One by one they are fucking with the things I liked about this game.

I mean for sure, I’m not knocking the bidet for general cleanliness. But for ass eating, you better scrub down there with soap and a washcloth immediately prior. Us gay dudes aren’t new to this, we know how to prep ourselves.

It feels like someone licking your asshole, there’s really no other way to describe it. Anyone lick your neck or body before? Kind of like that but more intense because you have a ton of nerve endings down there.

As someone whose ass was eaten just last night, I agree with Nicki. Shower or gtfo.

I forgot how much I really loved this book, I’m really looking forward to this movie.

They can’t have bars in the area because it’s right next to some schools and churches.

Well when these cheaters start loading gyms with Pokemon way way stronger than the average players in the area who started at the same time and played legit, then it becomes a problem. I hate having my experience fucked with by assholes spoofing their GPS collection because they feel like winning a game without…

I’m Kevin, and I like to party.

Everyone misses the point with third parties. The issue is we vote once, and you only need a plurality to win. If we had a majority system with runoff elections, then people wouldn’t think twice about voting for their choice of third party candidate because they know they can fall back on their second choice if need…

Because you suck.

I think you may have just missed the mark there. No problem, it’s not a big deal. I, and I would assume most others, thought it a logical progression of the conversation.

You know, I’d love it if he was, but I’ve never gotten a gay vibe from him.

Agreed, glue traps were the only things that worked for me. I would pick up the trap with mouse in it, put it in a plastic bag, tie it off, then drop a couple heavy text books on top. I was satisfied that I was humane enough.

My theory was that time starts going faster when you start paying monthly bills. “That’s due again? I feel like I just paid it.”

“...said that they believed Rice was much older than he was”

And of course no one is going to call this guy “hero” or “just mentally disturbed” or “A really kind gentle quiet soul with a bright future who loved church and life and god and puppies etc...”

Great article, now you’ve got me thinking. When I was six I thought everyone had a penis, like penis was a universal thing. I knew that pregnancy was a thing, because on TV shows they were always rushing pregnant women to the hospital. I asked my mom what happens if they don’t get to the hospital in time, and she said…