HAD to do it:

One word answer: wypipo.

uh, sorry,not sorry, but i always assumed wypipo HAD to be fukked up in the head by definition

Dontchaknow? That was Obama’s fault too...

SOOOO many feels!!! First I was like this:

I’m one of those football fanatics that was so damn addicted, I rewatched games during the summer until training camps start. I identified as a WhoDat Nation member before EVER identifying as an American. My Level 4.5 “woke-AF-we-marched-at-Selma-but still-realist” parents had my newborn tail in a Saints onesie before…

No, they wouldn’t, because they are hell-bent on not only maintaining his-and therefore by extension-their, white privilege; reiterating that her life-and again by extension-no POC’s life means less than his; but by their inaction, reinforce the indoctrination that his behavior is both acceptable and logical. They…

Jane Elliot should be the Department of Education Secretary, and the Nobel Peace Prize Winner, IMHO

Dame, I’m of several minds on this one:

Sooo, bacon’s the Ronnie DeVoe of meat now??

Same, although trying to navigate Level 4 here in the Deep South is tricky at best, and downright DANGEROUS at worst, I still appreciate the comfort of knowing my Sisters always are a safe place to decompress and vent if needed. Maybe I’m more of a 3.5 or 3.876 because of not blazing up a fatty anymore and being vegan…

Junior is NOT shy: he’ll be right down in front soon as “The Electric Slide” comes on...ijs

My Great-Uncle was one of the Best “yarn-spinners” EVER! He and his firefighter buddies took turns on who could tell the best and most believable BS. He legit had my naive ass believe brown cows were where chocolate milk comes from. Brown & white: caramel milk. Red cows:strawberry. Black & White: malted milk. Black…

They must’ve watched waay too much Star Trek, because it’s starting to feel like a Borg invasion:

This, Sirrah, is why we are currently BFFs (In my Head) and that you have been selected as a Finalist for “Spirit Animal 2017"

On the next episode of “Maury”......

Isn’t it , though?! I mean it was “Korean Grandmother”- level SAVAGE!

The entire response has elevated Mike to “Spirit Animal of 2017" finalist status

Ahhh...

Your username tells us ALL we need to know about your fetishizing ass.. now scurry on back over to Jez where you belong