Meanwhile, I’ve been to dozens of Dead shows/Phish shows (where everyone is out of their mind on the weed and other “dangerous” drugs) and never seen a fight—not once!

Yup, and the old ‘guns don’t kill people, people kill people’. Ugh. People with access to many, many guns commit these acts - they wouldn’t be able to (or at least wouldn’t do as much damage) if our gun control laws were stricter.

But who am I kidding, 20 something kids dying didn’t bring about any change. This act of terrorism (as defined by Nevada law) won’t do diddly shit.

I was trying to buy a cardigan online yesterday, like a regular cardigan with buttons, and I had to sift through so many “cold shoulder cardigans” which is just obnoxious. I want my cardigans to have shoulders.

And he inhales like he’s sucking his teeth free of quinoa.

So glad this season is over. I can’t stand looking at Nick’s slightly unfocused gaze anymore. Dude needs to not be on TV.

Orrrrrr...

Naked tits

Anyway, this makes me legit sad because it just reminds me of what we lost by not having Tim Kaine as vice president. Like, not even my second, third or fourth choice, but, damn, it’d have been nice to have a VP who, you know, actually cared about people and their well-being.

Yes. I feel like I should qualify this by saying that I would probably be very drunk, but I know that’s not true.

Kurt Russell in Escape From New York? Wow, are you generous!

When she’s sober, you’re like “Wow, she seems like someone I’d go to for advice.” When she’s trashed, you’re like “Wow, I kind of want to go out, get drunk with her and see the chaos that ensues.”

Dorinda is truly the best addition to this franchise. She may be the MVP of any franchise with how much crazy she brings yet still managing to seem vaguely normal.

i like to think that they went on a huge shopping spree now that they don’t have to worry about people accusing them of spending taxpayer dollars and he bought multiple pairs of designer jeans and fly shoes and michelle bought like loads of very chic capes and jackie-o sunglasses

As the mother of a toddler I can confirm, there is only one thing worse than being tipsy and responsible for a small child - being hung over and responsible for a small child. I’m serious. It’s hell.

Watching Love is like the TV-watching equivalent of eating Swedish Fish. It’s not very good candy; in fact, it’s pretty terrible candy, but there it is on the table in front of you, so into your mouth it goes.

The only thing I can say is that I hope she’s wearing a pair of these with those pants (and also that peace sign anklet):

I somehow missed when he got good looking, but dude is really looking fine these days

Not just the eyeball squint, note the hunched-down-into-the-collar-with-forward-neck-tilt that is the favored (favoured) posture of all who grew up in snow and wind. My neck’s till fucked up from growing up on Lake Ontario.

No hats. No gloves. Fuck them all.