The combo of Glossier’s Skin Tint and Wowder is really good. I also like the SuperGoop CC Cream a lot.

Hanes Comfort Blend EcoSmart Pullover Hoodie. It’s men’s, but I’m 5'2" 102lbs and got a small and it fits perfectly. Like, $14 on Amazon too.

Cold-shoulder offends me more than off-the-shoulder. I feel personally attacked whenever I see something that looks cute on the rack only to take it out and find two gaping holes where fabric should be.

I read the last one as “a skirt that’s all ham” and was laughing really hard about it.

I bet his toes are long and skinny. And he’d leave a musty cabin smell on my pillowcase. And would toot in his sleep. Any one of these things on their own I might be able to let slide, but as a trio package deal...? It’s gonna have to be a no for me, dawg.

I’ve tried some Glossier products... here are my two cents:

I like this more I was expecting to. However, knowing that even one of the sweatshirts probably costs more than my rent makes me hate it all.

I watched this whole series really stoned in a log cabin in Homer, Alaska by myself. I cannot recall a thing about any of it, but I will be watching Season 2.

I find it physically difficult to look at this woman.

My cousin and her husband were both virgin’s (religious reasons) when they got married and even my grandma (who is also religious) was like, “Huh? Why haven’t they done it yet? You’ve gotta know what you’re getting into!” I love that woman.

I have a huge lady boner for Will Arnett. But if his spray tan came off on my sheets it’d be a deal breaker.