your experience with your parents molds the person you become.

Do you have a teenager? They are all different, unique individuals with their own personalities. Short of locking them in their room and chaining them to a wall, sometimes there is really nothing you can do. 

I got two boys 17 and 19. I know I did my damnedest by them. If one of them ends up a screw up IT AIN’T ON ME. They have free will. I taught them right from wrong.

This is the only response of a good parent. I hope Mr. Natt can psychologically recover from this attack. It must be so scary to be elderly and not understand the language, and be attacked by two young jackasses like this.

Her mama must be white or white aligned. Black women have been having “biracial” babies for centuries. She’s not special.

I would bet good money that Tonsillitis Larceny is the type to come home from yoga and jump in bed without showering. Her top sheets probably smell like frozen broccoli.

I’m at least a 3rd generation atheist, so would be honored to join you.

Always, and of course. *Crazy secret handshake*

Can an Agnostic get some?

You want receipts? How’s this... I got a full scholarship to Bennet College, a historically black women’s college. I was ostracized because I did not pass the paper bag test and because my feet had high arches.

My Top Ten List:

Close to 50k tweets with only 724 followers tells me she’s delusional. 

Won’t go too hard on Nicki in this description, because she might DM my boss. Just disappointed that all this time we thought she was a motherfuckin’ monster, but she’s really just an opp.

I gotta say, her eyelashes look like 22 spiders having a lodge meeting.  It’s not cute, it’s horrifying to me. 

Hey y’all, fellow heathen here!

Michael Rapaport-For managing to look slimy and ashy at the same damn time. 

This is the only place I will click on something that involves the name that rhymes with kartrashian, because I know it won’t make me angry that anyone ever heard of it.
Thank you for that. 

/fellow Atheist hugs. (By which I mean our secret Deep State, Illuminati, Satanic Daycare Fist-Bump-Handshake.  HAIL HYDRA)

Since Kanye’s hideous, soulless mug is perched atop the article, along with his thieving wife and lobotomized political cohort listed right next to each other at #s 4 and 5 respectively, I take it his ashiness is implied, since I don’t see his name in between #s 1 and 3.

i got really excited when i 1st saw this headline...the 10 Atheist People in America...i said YES!!!, i finally made it into a Root post but then naw....i’m crushed.