Got to pull you up on #28.  The one thing you should do at work is be cordial, which doesn’t mean being “nice” ( in my book anyway) but providing baseline behavior to people I don’t like at work,  because it’s work an ain’t nobody got time for this who likes/doesn’t like who stuff.   People know when I don’t like them…

You are getting a lot of shit for October (As an allergy sufferer who works with fiscal years- yes. As a human who enjoys light layering - co-sign, January deserves hatred. Fucking January, man) so I am going to focus on two parts of your list:

Everyone knows March is a trash month, not october!

Agreed. October is when you get nice crisp clear days and the leaves have changed. I love fall.

electric vehicle first adopters....

This is an excellent list, although I echo the sentiment that October isn’t so bad. November is when it starts to truly get cold and not even a day of turkey can restore the balance.

I’m throwing a flag on #14.

How do you not brush your hair for weeks at a time?  Ick. 

Umm...maybe brushing it? lol

It’s called “asymmetrical civility”, and the fascist right pulls it out as a semiotic warfare weapon so often that a political science professor had time to write a whole book about it ... which is well worth reading, as the fascist right is trying this more and more regularly as the GOP Senators with big white…

On Wednesdays we wear shitty bottle blonde 

That’s deliberate - but you and I both know it’s also a manipulative trick. (And I’m going to let you have the punchline there too, because I’m nice like that.)

Thing is - nobody was even mean to her. Don’t fall for that. It’s actually the other way ‘round - you go back and look through her files of running off at the mouth (and on Twitter) and you see how long and how often Auntie Maxine’s name is in her mouth. Auntie Maxine is a strategic fighter against the fascist right —…

Yeah as a guy who proudly identifies as a feminist, she can go straight to hell, people like her. Laura Ingram and Sarah Palin only play the “feminist” card when it’s convenient for them.

We’ve seen that model before — particularly (and, actually, usually, which should embarrass women like her but obviously doesn’t) when the “loyalty” both demanded and presumed is totally asymmetrical.   #WhiteFeminism

She doesn’t even go here.

She’s only a feminist when it benefits her and women like her (white, straight, conservative).  Sorry, bitch, you can’t sit with us

OMFG thank you. This “feminism means support all women regardless of what dangerous anti-women/immigrant/marginalised community views they hold” is FUCKING IDIOTIC and shows how much the right truly does not and never will understand women.

  Hey. I’m a white person in the grays and I gotta say Fuck Tami,Tomi shitbag. #notallwhitepeopleinthegrays

And feminism doesn’t require we support shitty women from the consequences of doing and saying shitty things.