While Canada is getting some deserved positive publicity of late, it should also be pointed out that Ontario just elected Doug Ford as premiere. Doug Ford, Rob Ford’s less unbalanced, more evil brother. Doug Ford, the caffeine-free Donald Trump. Right now only 2/3 of Canada get to point at the US and laugh…

I’m so sick of the notion that Canadians are for the people! Give me a break and give the First Nations their land back!

I’m an engineer and can do good work.

I don’t disagree with you. I also think there’s a difference between doing nothing (which can be considered callous) and actively laughing and mocking a dying person (which...ya know). I also think it’s okay to logically know that this is a legal twist up and empathize and feel for the family who needlessly lost…

I’m brushing up on my Scottish accent so I can see about a life on the Isle of Eigg. I’d be the island’s resident (insert weird The Onion job here, e.g. “Van de Graaf Generator Inspector”).

Please sponsor me and I will leave tomorrow. I now hate this place and what we have become. USN veteran. Please help?

No, but I think in light of the fact that virtually everyone now has a cell phone in their pocket, we could update Good Samaritan laws to reflect that no, you have no obligation to endanger yourself to save another, but if you have a telephone available, you are obligated to call 911.

Canada would love to have all of you remaining sane Americans move up here.

Is a civil suit in the works?  This pains me enough that I don't want to read further.

Dear White People:

The same White people screeching for “civility” are the descendants of the ones who were going to/participating in lynchings, attacking Black children trying to go to school, burning down Black communities that were thriving, etc.

which can only be taken as a dog whistle for his supporters to harass her:

Tolerance =/= allowing intolerance

I love that Nancy Pelosi continues to treat government like the ice cream machine at McDonald’s. “Well being mean won’t make it work.”

What kills me is how Nectarine Noriega is so comfortable calling her “Max.” Da fuk?

Currently waiting on delivery of this gem:

“... But what they don’t understand, but what they don’t understand is, see what they don’t understand is, we don’t give up...” Blk Girl Soldier by Jamila Woods.

I like how Trump says Auntie “called for harm to supporters”. Then he goes on to “be careful what you wish for”.