But not as much as this piece of shit..and you.

Brand Bronx Strong.

And Twitter. I need my Knicks jokes and my weekly reminder to avoid bookings on Friday, beloved.

The brand is on steroids!

This is like ten times more dramatic than it needed to be. lol

Somewhere in NYC, DJ Envy like...

Martinez told me that their vision for the new show is a “mash-up of ‘The Daily Show’ and the Chappelle show,” a comedy show that covers the culture while remaining unabashedly black. (They’re considering a weekly format.) Unlike on Viceland, where their comedy was purely verbal, the move will give Baker and…

GAAAAAHH NOOO—Don’t get me wrong, I’m crazy happy for both of ‘em. They deserve it, they’re hilarious, and this is just the next step in what will hopefully be a great career. Unfortunately, subscribing to Showtime solely for a weekly talk show is not on my list of “things to budget for.”

Now what will I watch every day? *Sigh* I guess back to the Daily Show for me.

First Tupac and now some guy.

Damnit!!.. These dudes have been my nightly/morning dose of comedy for a minute now. Hopefully they still have a big presence on YouTube. This is big time for them though... Congrats to them.

GANGGANG

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

UPDATE: This is still fine.

More people need to know about jury nullification. Probably our best tool against the stupid shit our legal system pulls on a regular basis.

If it is family, a little jury nullification would be appropriate.

“I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.” - Not Mark Twain

Good

I hope the car is ok.

This is fine.