TBH, I was like 70-30 on this being real.

Yup. Fuck former judge Aaron Persky.

accepted a plea deal and admitted to two counts of second-degree falsely reporting an incident and one count of interfering with police, and for being 100% becky and part of the 53% so, like, uh, can I go now? I can? Byiiiiiii!

You idiot, that is not a Mexican surname.

Same institutions that punish students by taking away their access to education (suspensions, expulsions, etc) so it’s fitting I guess.

What about Nate Parker?

In a related story; she was pardoned by Toupee Fiasco.

What this woman did hurt two innocent black men, AND hurt actual victims of abuse, a lot of who are afraid to speak out because they don’t want to be painted as liars peddling false allegations.

“While this disposition does not replace that which the boys lost, it does send a powerful message that lying about a serious incident carries serious consequences,” Riccio said.

As part of her deal, all of the charges were reduced to misdemeanors.

Super uncommon: false accusations of rape.

The University quickly rescinded the players’ scholarships, forcing them to withdraw from college.

All she got was a year? Like...she could’ve destroyed these guys lives. They could’ve just as easily ended up in prison over this lie. Their reputations, their scholarships, all gone over a white woman’s lie to....attract another guy? And all she got was a year?

I love KFC, but I’ve fallen in love with a meatless KFC recipe created by the Avante-Garde Vegan over on Youtube. It’s ridiculously easy to make as well. Just remember: Hail Seitan!

A lot of people say we should be grateful of Kim blah blah...

How the hell do people think nooses are funny? And to place it around his neck?

Why do institutions like School systems and Police departments treat paid leave like punishment? More like “You intimidated and frightened a Black child. Well done! Here’s six weeks paid vacation to reward you.”

Further, prosecutors were not convinced that “the student felt threatened” by the teacher, meaning the event will likely be labeled a “hate incident”—which would bring no criminal charges.

nothing about “reduce your calories” translates to“eat fake meat” to me. but what do I know? i am sure vegetarians will probably enjoy the option. not sure vegans will trust it, though. especially w/the risk of cross-contamination & kfc still factory farming.