You know it! Apparently, someone has to be the gatekeeper of all of the accurate facts. And it might as well be them!

Nah, trust me, my grilled cheese sandwiches have more cheese than bread. I completely understand your sentiment behind Mayo, and yet I know that this will not deter me from using it!

He does and I LOVE it!!!

YES!!!

Sigh, I have to be honest with you, my feelings towards mayo are complicated. I hate the smell, the texture, and anytime this condiment touches my body it literally freaks me out. No joke. But, but I feel that mayo is really, really essential to making a gooey, cheesy, buttery grilled cheese. Ugh, I think I need…

No amiga, I trust you. I’m just, I just, lord.

Never mind me, I’m only here for the “Black people don’t hold a monopoly over dreadlocks, Vikings did it first!!!” and I was not disappointed. Shout-out to these white historians for always keeping us grounded.

Are you SERIOUS?? Mayo!?! I’m gagging just thinking of the smell.

I LOL at your comment I don’t know why. I loved the imagine of this. I think I might give this a try!

You know I will travel wherever to get my money. The more sure the paycheck, the more travel crazay I will put up with generally (at least before TrumpMeriKKKa).

“Where can we place these bets? Because I did not know there was such a place, or if they had a booth at the Preakness or the Belmont or something — especially since we won’t be able to get into Vegas now because “increased security” = “keep out the darker people even though the shooter was from Caucasia” — and if you…

ROOO, girl you should have wagered money on this. Cause they are HEREEEE….to explain to us little ladies why being called female isn’t offensive at all. Which really translate to, “At least you aren’t being called a bitch, pigeon, or ho, so why are you complaining??” Also, it’s your fault since you won’t give us your…

LOL, white people want to be oppressed SOOOO badly! But, you know, without giving up all that sweet, sweet power and wealth that they have obtained by pillaging and murdering.

Ohh, I dare ask, what would we do without the guidance of the Debbies of this world???

I love her so much!

ROOO, This was an actual conversation I had on The Root, with a really, really white person who just wanted racism to be over. Like we don’t??

I would like to add, “If all races just mixed with each other we would all just be one race and racism would be absolved!”

No, thank you for telling your story.

I love this!!

You monster!! How dare you show this person’s receipts, and try to hold them accountable for their actions and words!