Leonard Maltin: "There were parts of Ant-Man that I liked, but then there were other parts that I didn't like at all."

That sounds very luxurious. You know, I would drape myself in black pudding if it were socially acceptable.

That's true but it remains a fact that you can't judge an apple by looking at the tree, you can't judge honey by looking at the bee, and that you can't judge a daughter by looking at the mother.

"Unenviable" isn't exactly the word I would use to describe the experience of concentration camp victims or people that lost their homes and family members to natural disaster. It might not be the most apt term to use when referring to this scumbag's life, but it certainly applies. Do you envy him? Nope.

I always assumed so as well. Somehow you can title a movie Throne of Blood and it sounds perfectly fine, but if a guy says "I sit on a throne of blood" it sort of makes you wonder, "Well how the hell does he do that?"

I don't know why, maybe it's the timing of it, but for some reason the "Don't stare at me like that, you got the bug eyes." and then two seconds later, "Jeanine! Sorry about the 'bug eyes' thing." from the first one never fails to make me laugh.

Yeah, I always wondered how that worked. Maybe they just mixed a lot of gelatin in with it. Sounds comfy, actually.

That reminds me of this.

We've got plenty of decent superhero shows now with actual suited-up superheroes on them, we don't need one where the protagonist doesn't even suit up. Do we really want to go back to the "no tights, no flights" days of Smallville?

Pardon me?

Len's flair. Len's supervisor really needs to have a talk with him about this, because he is only doing the minimum fifteen pieces. Doesn't he want to express himself?

Len's flares. Len has quite a collection of bellbottom trousers.

"I'm surrounded by Assholes!!"

All too easy.

What about Imperial March?

My experience with stopping and watching Die Hard on TNT, to completion, every single time I come across it while flipping chanels bears out that, yes, it probably will be just as good.

Of course!

Your Uncle Conrad and Aunt Jenny, were they millionaires?

Ha ha, "finger"!

I've never seen any such thing, but I'd like to think that they talk like that overdubbed parody Yngwie Malmsteen video. "Ya, ya, I am de best video game playah in de vorld."