Hey, canon is fucking canon, even if it happens to suck big fat donkey dick. They never said they couldn't have used human conscripts later, though, so the people complaining are wrong.

Upvoted for mentioning Jerry Clower. When I was a kid other kids had Cheech & Chong records, but I had a Jerry Clower "Country Ham" 8-track.

Antwone Fisher.

Is he going for that "heavy, disassociated artist" thing or the "I'm going blind" thing?

As with any reference to anything related to Phil Hartman, I just had a feeling of humorous warmth followed by wistful sadness.

Roll Tide!

I was really going for this: https://www.youtube.com/wat… That look at the end…shit, I don't ever want Ed Harris pissed at me.

This could be the worst disaster the A.V. Club's ever faced.

Google's algorithms work so well that I don't think anybody even tries anymore, they know everyone is just going to use Google. I remember back in the late '90s and early '00s I had memorized 15 or 20 different search engines, because no one search engine would turn up the results that you needed if you were doing a…

I assume you Googled it, because if you found it you sure as fuck didn't use the AV Club search feature.

I did not know that!

I liked this movie the first time I saw it. . .when it was called Trick or Treat, starring Marc "Skippy" Price. This has been Hollywood Minute with My Year of Fops.

Hey, so, uh, listen. Do you guys mind if I have this Fruit Roll-Up?

OK, think about how "Land of Confusion" is a pretty damn good MOR power tune. Got it in your head now? Good. Okay, now just hold still and keep thinking that. This won't hurt a bit, and then it will allll be over.

"I don't care any maw. I don't care any maw-waw."

Yes, due Spring 2027.

If she really did say that while making the shooing-away motion with her hand, that would actually kind of make me like her a little bit.

Wait…who was she on Family Ties?

Oh, Nancy. You cannot fly. Only British people can fly! You shouldn't try to fly, and you shouldn't listen to British people!

No, thanks!