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Right, but how many people know that? The only name from Zoroastrian myth is Zoroaster. Or is this some kind of primal Jungian thing? It does sound like an evil name.

"These diapers are too binding and lack proper absorbency. Two stars!"

Well, isn't almost anybody out of their depth when dealing with Lecter? Barney seemed like a savvy dude, but I doubt he could subdue Lecter on his own if he had to. And if Dr. Chilton could pull a bonehead move like leaving his pen where Lecter could get it, it was only a matter of time before he would have escaped,

[Message comes over Future-Xanderpuss's supposedly futuristic but curiously antiquated fax machines]
YOU'RE
FIRED!!!

Fuckin' movies, how do they work?

Huzzah!

Yeah, but those are the same kind of numbnuts that think the moon landing was faked, so Obama wasn't born on the moon, but actually on a soundstage made to look like the surface of the moon. Location of the soundstage? Kenya, of course.

DOME, WAIT! DOME, WAIT. DOOOOME WAAAAIT. DOOOOME! DOME WAIT! DOME. DOME. DOME! DOME, WAIT! DOME NO! DOME NO! DOME NO! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME! WAI………!

I was with her up to a point. Yeah, if you're hanging out with certain biker gangs, the real lowlife scumbag criminal types that I presume she was hanging around with, and you're female, there's a better than even chance that "you gone git raped." I can understand how she could blame herself for putting herself in

Ray Davies wrote "Stop Your Sobbing," but valid point.

Please, don't give them any ideas!

I rate this comment…Five Stars!

He's teasing you. No one has two TV sets!

Oh, you're right, she ended up in the LUNCH.

Looking Lass was one of the least useful members of the Legion of Super-Heroes, and that's saying something.

Now we don't have to drag that steamboat over a mountain anymore!

I've had many Wetty Faps, but never a Fetty Wap.

Small town, you know…

Or as former President George Herbert Walker Bush calls it, "Gra Pa Bla".

Let's let the toilet decide what's terrible news, mkay?