"WHERE'S THE QWEEF (LATINA)?!"

I got a raging hard-on when I saw my first Playboy at age 8 or 9, and if I had had any idea that rubbing it would make stuff happen, I'm sure I could have pulled it off, so to speak. So it seems likely that he had probably had orgasms before.

Agreed, but I never really saw him as Jack Crawford. I liked Scott Glenn better in that role, but I like Scott Glenn in anything he does.

He is rather charming when he talks to the operator on the phone (and damn clever). He no longer has the need to keep up the pretense of being a normal person now that he's behind bars, but I'm sure a pre-incarceration Cox-Lecter could keep up a facade of charming normality quite nicely.

I like he's a SWAT commander, which you would normally expect to be a big macho guy barking orders, but he's just very laid-back, like "Alright, guys…"

Jeez, doing a common cast search for Silence and Mister Rogers, I found that the creepy guy smiling at Clarice and holding onto the bars and saying "Hi…" Was "Chef Brockett." I guess when you're on every weekday for 30 years you go through a lot of actors.

"It's Jim Pembry, now talk to him, dammit!" That's the moment when you realize, "That's not Jim Pembry, is it?"

Well, it was the south. We tend to be a little backward.

In a bit of Silence-related synchronicity, a few minutes ago I was showing my 5-year-old her first episode of Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood on YouTube (first one I've seen since I was a kid myself), and there was a character called "Assistant Mayor Aber." I was like, "That dude looks familiar. Wait, was that the FBI guy…

Burrito Supreme Leader Snoke?

Did anybody besides me ever notice the Seinfeld connection regarding the cops in the Hannibal escape scene? One of the SWAT guys was Daniel von Bargen (Mr. Kruger), one of the cops was The Sidler, and the attractive female cop was the redhead that picked the gang up in the parking lot episode and kicked them out when…

"even how he sees his parents…"

The Wonder Dead is going to shoot on Super 8. "Whaa-a-at would you do-oo if I sang outta tu-une…"

Gentle Herpes' Avatar: The Senior Years

I haven't watched this season (after last season, can you blame me?) and I haven't been following the reviews, so I just want to know if since Eriq La Salle has joined the cast, has anybody made a "Just let your DO-O-O-OME GLO-O-OWWW!" joke?

Pagoda [pointing]: "She has the cancer."

Yes, I know. I know. Sighhhh.

Shouldn't you have changed your avatar to Lily, the AT&T girl by now?

That pun thread really tide the comments section together.

"Here I come, baby. Comin' to get ya!"