I was going to make almost the same comment about the idea of Kevin James being President making an android's head explode like in that Star Trek episode. Then I scrolled down and saw this. I'm a little freaked out.

When I was buying my first HDTV, the salesman was telling me that the 120Hz ones were better, and I was like, "Why do the 60Hz ones look better to me?" I did some research and found that it was the motion smoothing effect that caused the "videotape" look, so I ended up getting a 120Hz one and turning the motion…

George Coe is my pseudonym that I use when I frequent country & western bars. It's a combination of George Jones and David Allan Coe.

Stinger? Wait, Black Widow showed up?!

Oh, she may be woolly
Young girls they do get woolly
Because of all the stress, yes
But when she gets woolly
Try a little tenderness

Also, when Archie started, the characters were quite a bit younger. They were quickly advanced to old-enough-to-drive age, but to start with, they were kids, maybe not Little Archie young, but middle school-ish. The beanie remained, though, and may it ever reign.

To the tune of the '90s Spider-Man cartoon show: "Tiger blood, tiger blood, radioactive tiger blood."

I started reading in the middle of the paragraph, so at first I thought you meant Ted McGinley as Norman Osborne. That would be interesting.

I like those superheroes like the original Mr. Terrific and Wildcat (didn't they debut in the same issue of Sensation Comics?) who have no superpowers or gadgets, but are just smarter and more athletic than their opponents, or in the case of Wildcat, can just beat the tar out of practically anybody. Yeah, later on…

I want it to have a theme song where the lyrics mention the protagonist by name, like Jeremiah Johnson.

I wanna see the part where Norman Osborne kicks Harry out of the house for being a slacker and Harry goes to stay with Peter and Aunt May and eats all the Fruit Roll-Ups.

Written and directed by John Francis Daley? There better be at least one "Oh! H-hi, Mary Jane!"

Bloody Irish.

So they died and went to hell, is what you're saying.

For me it was the death of Maude Flanders. I had no particular affection for the character, but it just seemed so mean-spirited and unnecessary, and it was the first instance I can think of where The Simpsons got saddled with continuity. Maude was gone, and the never-changing, consequence-free universe that…

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

Quick, rank the Monkees, go!

"Let it Snow! Let it Snow! Let it Snow!" was in Aliens?

Nope, Dershowitz got him off.

[Sings] "You're not fully funny unless you're fit-fully funny!"