Super giggles.

I know I did.

I guess he does, but outside the pool hall is where it was just painfully noticeable to me, to the point where I was just like, "Dude, WTF? Got sinus problems?" So I figure it's one of three things: 1. He had sinus problems. 2. It's just a weird tic that he has. 3. The craft services table on the Dazed set was…

I just realized that my clumsy sentence construction means that I could be referring to either the scene being cut or the cocaine. That works.

Hey, he paid his dues on Perfect Strangers.

What was the deal with all that nose-touching when they're hanging around outside the pool hall? I always figured there was a scene right before that where somebody gave Mitch a toot of cocaine that was subsequently cut.

Something can be a work of a genius and still suck. Or as we say, "It can be two things!"

What made me crack up was Loki saying to Black Widow, "Yeah, Little Buddy tol' me everthang, like how you like your chicken strips on THE UNDERSIDE OF THE BREAD, WHAT ARE YOU THINKIN'?!"

That was supposed to be Lynyrd Skynyrd, but I'm afraid that reads more as Joe E. Ross.

Ooh-ooh, that smell.

My mon Palps don't sheev.

Alright, goddammit, I'll admit it, that made me laugh.

Especially in I think it was the '96-'97 season where she had the straight hair with strands hanging down in her face, and the hard lipstick lines around her lips, and for some reason a beauty mark. You'd have to try real hard to make that woman look unattractive on her worst day, but they came close to succeeding. …

And so much shit that always stayed with me and that still make me laugh when I think of them, like comedian George Miller joking that when Dave had sex he prefaced it by saying, "Let's get to it, SHALL WE." Or Calvert Deforest as Roy Orbison, which made Dave laugh harder than anything I've ever seen. And they're…

And Chris Elliott. The guy under the seats, the fugitive guy, and comparison tests like eating canned dog food to determine which one tastes better, or downing half a bottle of corn oil and half a bottle of vegetable oil to see which one was higher in saturated fat. "I can't tell the difference."

On the plus side, Kramer can dig it out of the trash and rebuild the Letterman set in his apartment.

I loved it when I saw it in a theater maybe 8 or 10 years ago and the audience (myself included) broke out into spontaneous applause when Rickles' frigging name appeared in the opening credits.

I saw it with Pere Ubu performing live accompaniment, which is something I'll always treasure. At the very end David Thomas yelled out the "I can still see!" line.

Thank you, Joan Rivers' former joke writer.

Well, I'm pretty much done watching The Simpsons.
—Me, 15 years ago