Haha, as if Tila Tequila wears underpants.

I'd like to think that when William H. Macy and Woody Harrelson see each other they high-five because they're Eskimo brothers.

I thought it was Welicity H. Muffman.

You know it'll probably be PG-13 or a soft R for swearing and raunchy humor. Oh well, we'll always have True Detective and they can't take that away from us.

[Felicity Huffman files divorce proceedings]

Anything less than an NC-17 and I'm afraid I'll have to pass on this.

That reminds me, my go-to in similar situations is Stork from Animal House exclaiming "Well, what the hell we s'posed to do, ya mo-ron?!"

Holy shit, I thought that guy looked familiar. I never knew that Michael Bay was in it, although I did recognize Cee Lo on later watches.

They had a good run. Brother Andy, not so much.

It's bizarre to me that the guy who directed Napoleon Dynamite could direct a Spider-Man movie. It's even more bizarre to me that the guy who directed Gentlemen Broncos could direct a Spider-Man movie. Recalling that movie, though, makes me realize that Michael Angarano would be a perfect fit for the high-school-age…

In Dallas Quest I never could get past the monkey in the boat.

I'd like to see a TV adaptation of the Dallas Quest adventure game for the Commodore 64. Oh wait…

Thanks for the warning. My wife watches that, I'll be sure to excuse myself beforehand.

He sounds a lot like his namesake, except for the fact that he didn't end up getting the crap kicked out of him instead of the other way around.

Hey, what if that is my hobby?

IT'S A JACK-OFF!. . .It's a jack-off.

That actually sounds about fair.

Is that true?

Wait, I thought she was supposed to be a villain?

Fuck not given.