Gregory Abbott, singer of the smooth '80s soul classic, "Shake You Down"?

Lousy AV Club punks, think they're too good for me!

Worst edited-for-TV swear overdub ever.

I love the quips in this show and the jokes about Jonah's freakish height and lankiness.

No Margaret Colin? Probably not, because in Hollywood years she may as well be Maggie Smith. And 62-year-old Jeff Goldblum's wife or girlfriend will probably be played by a 30-year-old.

I know, it was really missing something, like eating raisin bran with no raisins in it.

"And another thing, Vonnegut! I'm stopping payment on that check! What's that Vonnegut? Fuck me?! Hey, Kurt, do you read lips? Fuck you!"

Adults that really like The Lego Movie are annoying.

Do you find David Krumholtz attractive when he dresses up as an old Jewish lady? Me neither, I was just asking.

In your dreams, douchebag!

I really misremembered that Star Trek quote. I was thinking of the one where Kirk confuses the android with the Liar's Paradox. Same sort of dealio, really.

Yeah, it's like a cross between the First Avenger uniform and the Winter Soldier stealth uniform. In any case, definitely an improvement over the original Avengers uniform, which was just too bright and costumey-looking. The new one has a little too much red, maybe, but the utilitarian badassness combined with the…

So you mean that banner at geeksaresexy dot net with the hot model sitting at a laptop, that's all bullshit?

It's so perky!

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Let me give y'all a little news flash. There ain't nothin' out there can kill fuckin' Gentle Herpes in 30 days!

Can I get an amen for Cap's new uniform? The Avengers one was the only costume in the whole movie where I couldn't help thinking, "Wow, that looks shitty." It's like they went out of their way to make him look stupid. The new one looks like a nice variation of the First Avenger one, all bidness.

I was underwhelmed by the climax, in which Tony Stark makes Ultron's head explode by saying "I'm a liar. You can't believe a word I say."

In the fifth grade at a school talent show one of my classmates got up and sang "The Rose." Then, later on in high school he came out and we were all surprised. Just shows how clueless we were, because he was pretty much putting it right out there.

Actually, LOL would be better.