Again, "mens" isn't a word either, last time I checked. And I totally admit to being a dickhead who thinks he's smarter than he is. Welcome to the AV Club! Sorry if you thought I was trying to indict your educational.

And there's such a word as "mens"? Go give B.G. Henne shit about that, why don'tcha. It's called "license," artistic or poetic or whatever you wanna call it. Yes, I know "cardses" isn't a word, and if you had more than one house of cards it would be "houses of cards." But we're not talking about fucking houses of…

Because we're pluralizing the title in its entirety, not taking one word in the title and making it plural. The title of the show is and will always be House of Cards, but we're saying there's more than one of those. So as Mad Men was referred to in the plural as "Mad Mens," "House of Cards" would be "House of Cardse…

That's a valid argument. Wrong, but valid.

CarbonYetises we hates it foreverrrrr!

Excuse me, that should be "House of Cardses," as it's plural, not possessive.

I'm upvoting all the serious posts. All two of them.

EDIT: Actually, let's not go there.

Maybe you're the plucky comic relief!

Ahem, Out to Hunch is on Norton, although you may have bought it from Crypt Records' mail order.

I wouldn't call the Flat Duo Jets "psychobilly", although they definitely got early inspiration from the Cramps, and Dexter Romweber definitely has some emotional issues. I just love the fact that they were always ostensibly lumped into the "rockabilly" genre, which is one of the most image-conscious of all musical…

Just start with the Cramps and then stop there.

Leia and Oola the Twi'lek slave girl on the floor of Jabba's palace with Jabba yelling "ASS TO ASS!!"

Geeks like a fully detailed mythology that can be analyzed down to the smallest minutiae, man. It gives them more to complain about.

I think Luke said it all, "I can't see anything in this helmet." Imperial equipment seems to be more for show than functionality, thus the Imperial walkers, TIE fighters that have nonexistent shielding so they explode immediately on blaster impact, and Stormtrooper helmets that are hard to see out of. They rely on…

Maybe he's Marvel's answer to Wildcat, that whole street-level brawler thing.

"My Sharona" is definitely too long. It said everything it needed to say at 2 1/2 minutes, and then it just keeps repeating itself. They actually had to edit the album version down from 5 minutes to 4 minutes for the radio version, and it was still too fucking long. The song just wants to be about 3 minutes long,…

Hey, I'll give Don Henley credit, one time he got up onstage at a Mojo Nixon concert and joined him in singing "Don Henley Must Die!" He's an asshole, but I wouldn't say he has no sense of humor about himself.

Out of my fuckin' comments section!

You need to embrace the contraction.