Seanbaby's Rest of the Crap articles are even better.

Maybe he's hinting about some Jeff Minter news.

Everyone knows that 4chan is the real cause of all the violence.

And people hate America... What a waste of money. Fun fact: there is a beach in Dubai that is air conditioned.

Shouldn't you be writing for boing boing?

My favorite PSone Final Fantasy by far. Although linear as hell, the characters were so endearing and the environment was beautiful. It was the Final Fantasy game that refused to take itself too seriously and was wonderfully whimsical.

Man caves are for pussies.

If wii u is our best option this next generation will be very depressing.

How about the Xbox Fun!

Man, Microsoft employees don't give a fuck!

Way to TELL everyone to think for themselves.

Right along with Microsoft.

Fuck Microsoft.

I'm from the future and I don't have much time! Don't buy the new Xbox! Everybody who buys the new Xbox in the future is an asshole! I'm....fading......awa.......

I own a small video game retail store and Microsoft just effectively put me out of business. So no, I will not be purchasing any of their products ever again.

Yeah, my broker was just saying to me the other day, "Don't be a retard! Buy both Microsoft AND Sony!" Nobody wants to be a retard investor.

Nor can you polish a turd.

The largest change to Xbox achievements this generation will be the dramatic drop in players awarded them.

I agree. Unfunny forced meme.

Is the press conference being hosted in Hell?