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In this case it would have done nothing but make the repairs more expensive. There bridges all over made of concrete and steel girders that would have buckled under the weight this fool was driving. At best the steel would only allow slightly heavier vehicles to pass, at worst the exposed steel would oxidize and…

Dealership sales staff is generally to busy doing important auto sales things like cocaine to worry about locking keys up.

Should have aired down. 

This is the first thing I thought of.

Perhaps they need the weight equivalent of the warning beam for over-height vehicles - a lane wide plate, one axle long, with a 3000 pound preload over spikes. Exceed the weight and the plate is pushed down and the tires get impaled on the spikes. Just a couple of inches of travel and, if the spikes are appropriately…

ACAB

Last few dealers I was in they had all the keys in a safe that could only be opened with a special fob, one even had a biometric lock.  It’s shocking that a Jaguar dealer would leave their keys so accessible.

Last I checked, if you are drunk behind the wheel, even if the car is parked and you arent going anywhere, you get arrested an charged. Sorry but the argument doesnt hold up. 

Presidentsman just doesn’t roll off the tongue the same way.

Tonight, Kaydenn Brasi sleeps with the fishes.

It’s almost like the Fast & Furious Prequel is writing itself.

This is the start of a movie where the CIA catches the kid and gives him two options: life in juvie, or you work for us

Have the dealerships tried to stop him by, you know, locking the fucking door?

My house is smaller than this and has two shitters. So one for the hired help and two so that a man has a choice in shitters (having lived in a house with four peens but only one shitter means having a choice is the very definition of luxury to me) seems perfectly fine to me.

Everything? The CT is nothing like any other EV, and nothing like any other vehicle.

I dunno, seems like a “bold-faced” lie to me

I’m no sociologist, but I think people engage in these activities because they think the odds are low of getting caught, or they don’t fear the repercussions if they *do* get caught (or both).

We’re moving past the days where fear of punishment is a deterrent. I don’t know how to fix that.

Newer policies have the cops pretty much neutered. I can’t speak to the cases of car takeovers, as you’d think they’d be able to blockade around these things if they had caught wind of it in advance, and arrest everyone involved (maybe I’m naive, there).

But I have family that are cops in Nashville, and they have a…

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