And you have to have a good bit of money to own any of those.

It’s gotta have handles that I can’t see.  It can’t be that dumb, can it?

Safety features - zero vs. the whole raft of modern tech.

Good call to not let them on the plane. As we all know, GvH is very serious and can even be contagious in the right environment.

Were they flying from nO’Hare?

“Even saying the name Harley Davidson makes you think of the American flag.”

The people that bought the T2 were young people.

Barber: “What we goin for?”

Him: “We have such sights to show you”

Barber: “Say less, fam”

This is the most Florida man goes to Vegas story ever.

It’s just a reboot of Massive Head Wound Harry for SNL50

Thanks a lot Bin Laden.

Looks like this man recently had dinner with a very distinguished chef.

Seems like Florida Man was going gambling.

Lynch reportedly decided to go on a Mediterranean vacation to celebrate being found not guilty on all counts in his recent fraud trial.

Every time I read a reference to Needles, Spike comes immediately to mind.

Your non-physicist mind is exactly correct. My physicist mind wishes the author had said it that same way.

So if I’ve got this right we’re not worried about “the time” on the moon as “the time” is an abstract thing. If all we were worried about was “the time” we could just set it match an existing earth time such as GMT and be done with it. I imagine this is what they did during Apollo? I also don’t think we’re worried…

Needles is almost as overpriced. I’ve been through both towns. Didn’t fuel up in either. I won’t enter Mojave without a full tank, 5 gallons of water, and a plasma rifle. Fallout New Vegas taught me everything I need to know about that little corner of the world. 

OMG, I see it!