It’s kind of nice that, as it turns out, what is almost certainly our last glimpse of Walter White in this world isn’t the Nazi-killer super-scientist managing to effortlessly outwit his enemies one last time, but the pompous, bitter and frustrated pedant who can’t even let a harmless thought experiment about time…

Another note - when Jimmy asked Walt about regrets, Walt looked at the watch Jesse gave him on his birthday (implying Walt probably regretted handing Jesse over to Jack). 

He turned the clock back to being Jimmy, by turning 7 years into 86. He really did it: he built a time machine.

Who TF takes a lifted (or stock for that matter) pickup truck onto a race track?

Guys, can we stop pretending to be shocked when an MCU superstar and beloved TV actor gets paid more than some lady who was fifth-billed in The Help?

10 minutes of music chopped up between hours of Patrick Stoner offering you a tote bag in exchange for your life savings, your car, your real estate, your stocks, bonds and other securities, and oh, yeah...remember us in your estate so even once you’re gone others can continue to benefit from the excellent programming…

It’s easy to pick South Park episodes that speak to our current moment when you’re picking them from our current moment. 

You’ve already proven more competent than Zaslav.

“Armie” is just a diminutive of “Armand.” The actor and time-share salesman is named after his great grandfather, whose father named him after the logo of the Socialist Labor Party.

I mean, if the universe wasn’t so evil, Thanos would have had no complaint to begin with. So indirectly, yes.

No one notices that rhea has a hard time producing tears. I don’t remember the episode where she first cries but there were no tears . Monday on the bus she cries like she hysterical but there are no tears until almost when it’s over that they cut back to her and you see one tear. 

that took alot of “Pluck”

They livestreamed it themselves. It wasn’t put on the internet by a rando who went to the show, the Church wanted it out there as much as they could

It gave me full on Tarantino vibes 

flies off the tongue.

Conan and I share similar origin stories.

So should Fleetwood Mac sue 3LW then? I mean, ‘Players only love you when their playin’” is basically what 3LW took and just shortened it a bit, right?

The solution is easy: just trick Zaslav into saying his name backwards, and then he’ll disappear back to the strange, other region he came from.  

“The Destroyer”, you say?

That dejected look on the cops’ faces as they realized they had to abandon their food to actually do their jobs was very funny.