Huh. Fake author it is. 

See, there are two ways you are up at that time of the morning while on vacation.

Maybe this time the twist can be that he really is just losing his mind and there are no voices.

In the event Chevrolet does use Minted Green in contradiction with the agreement above, neither Successful Bidder, its assigns, transferees, or representatives shall have no cause of action, or claims whatsoever, against Released Parties in any way.

Just because you make money on it, doesn’t mean it’s not a Ponzi scheme. A lot of people seem to not realize that.

Maybe they could release turkeys from a helicopter on Thanksgiving.

Not like this is brand new stuff. Sexual innuendo in ads has been a thing ever since advertisements were created.

I do somewhat worry about the nitrates we put in our cheap hotdogs as a preservative, but not the meat itself

With preservatives...

It’s probably in there to get a reaction, since all AV Club news nowadays is copied from better sites using an incredible crappy O’Neal imitation. But hey it got a reaction so it can stay the course...

“sort of like your phone but not as fun”

Wait till you hear about beef bungs

There are also plastic/synthetic casings which you will find with “skinless” hotdogs.

To anyone wondering - no, giving your dog an unseasoned burger will not give them pancreatitis. The concern is that many meats can be seasoned with garlic/onion which are toxic to dogs.

this explains why I’ve always found bologna disgusting. cold hot dogs gross me out so the flavor and texture matching would explain it.

I don’t care about history. Cuz that’s not where I wanna be.

>The fashion line was inspired by a month Tajer spent on the west coast of Mexico, which he said “has no tourists but ranches,”

Sounds like there was at least one very pretentious tourist. 

Is it specifically grilled burgers that makes dogs sick? Because I watch a ton of animal rescue videos on YouTube, and the #1 most common item used to lure dogs in and make them trust the rescuer is a burger from McDonald’s or Burger King.