Ripley’s “Believe It Because You Already Did Anyway And Were Pretty Much Correct In Your Assumptions Save For The Details” just doesn’t have the same zip to it.

One damn line in a movie that just casually mentions Elvis’s existence breaks the whole fucking film.  I’ve never seen something like that before.  That is unprecendent incompetence in filmmaking.  

“Sweat actually cleans this suit”

Yeah its incomprehensible and maddening and hard to forget.

It’s not really about Elvis and his twin; it’s about an Elvis surrogate and his twin. BUT... Elvis apparently exists in that movie’s world. So, how in the fuck was this Elvis surrogate allowed to have a career? Shouldn’t have the real Elvis sued his ass into oblivion?  Did the filmmakers not realized that they made…

meh. I find them the best at making excuses for why they can’t pay you back yet.

In the future they will be listed among Buster Keaton and Charlie Chaplin.

The Elvis performance I think of is not an actor playing Elvis, but an actor playing an Elvis impersonator. Burton Gilliam “We’re the Flyin’ Elvises! Utah chapter” is one of those small roles that singularly elevates a movie.  I laugh every time I think of that scene. 

Nothing tops TORTELVIS

Shouldn’t that be “dry & repeat”? You just rinsed...

Let’s be honest. The functional solution to brake cooling was definitely the red pants. Because those pants are super cool.  That’s just science.

Is this one of those Multiversus you kids are always going on about?

If the onion’s too fat, it pulls out

She wasn’t really built like a steakhouse, nor did she handle like a bistro. 

Not a pain to make at all.  The vast majority of the sides come in bags that you put in a boiler and just pour out.  There are some exceptions but not many.  Not sure what meat it uses though.

It most likely is super cheap, it could even be TVP, but if that is literally the only product in the entire menu that uses it, then it’s going to likely get cut.

I KNEW he was making all that stuff up!

If you haven’t already, I HIGHLY suggest watching “This Film is Not Yet Rated” for an inside look at how utterly and completely fucked the rating’s system is. Boy simulated masturbating? PG-13. Girl simulated masturbating? NC-17. It is completely ridiculous, and I’m glad that streaming services pretty much don’t have…

Seriously tiktok is full of nothing but people being completely wrong about how to do everything.

That cake pop was bullshit, if you can’t lift it on the stick, it’s not a pop.