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First rule of Villa Vie Residences:

He’ll just get out his Sharpie and fix the map.

Probably have to get in line though.

Mara-a-Lago’s gone, so there’s that.

Yeah, how is this MORE seafront property?

Yeah, I wondered how people who own countries, like Putin, the Saudis, etc are counted.

Yeah, this isn’t some single mom needing a car to get to work like the last story.

Is that the one that worked kind of like a big floppy?

Turks and Caicos will lock you up for a stray bullet in your bag.

both spacecraft to conserve their gradually shrinking electrical power supply, which is generated by decaying plutonium.

This project actually seems to makes sense.

Also harder to hack.

Joke went right over my head at first. Glad I checked the link before I replied.

For a few months each year, the distances between the Voyager spacecraft and Earth actually decrease. [...]

The computers aboard the Voyager probes each have 69.63 kilobytes of memory, total. That’s about enough to store one average internet jpeg file. The probes’ scientific data is encoded on old-fashioned digital 8-track tape machines rather than whatever solid state drive your high-end laptop is currently using.

Our nuclear silos still run on Voyager era technology, or at least they did until recently.

I’d think all the smoke coming from the car would be a clue something’s wrong.

It’s kind of amazing who he got to ride in and promote his death trap, including a Hall of Fame NASA astronaut.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_E._Parazynski

If Jalopnik still has comments in a year, I’m in.