Finally! It’s a pain taking my kids to soccer practice one at a time.

So it sounds like the helium leaks were a whole separate (or maybe barely related, since they haven’t run out) problem.

When will they get around to building a pickup?

Dealers who defraud customers have salesmen who defraud customers.

I guess it’s the lighting, but things that look blue in some shots look green in others.

How Much Horsepower Do You Really Need?

Seems like more of a chemical event.

You want somebody to end up in a woodchipper?

Are we sure we want it back?

It definitely should be investigated if Blue Cruise is failing in some scenarios at a worryingly high rate.

There’s also a brake on the rear wheel, but no brakes up front as the mechanic wanted to keep the force exerted on that homemade wheel to a minimum.

Yeah, it’s already a replica, so just hide some steel girders in there.

It’s hard to see what’s missing, and I’m afraid something important is, but it looks like the structure is on the outside, with just decking in between, so it may have been built so that the decking gives way and dumps the offending vehicle into the river with minimal damage to the bridge.

♫ You load 16 tons, what do you get ♫

Are the “burns” an anachronistic term for a puff of helium?

Fast & Petulant

When’s his birthday?

At the Jaguar dealership on Rockville Pike, a thief broke through a door and searched until he found a key to a Jaguar then took off
https://wjla.com/newsletter-daily/maryland-juvenile-crime-12-year-old-accused-of-breaking-into-car-dealerships-rockville-maryland-juvenile-justice-laws-youth-crime-law-enforcement-account…

Kingsman: Kingsboy

Good answers, but I disagree with your last paragraph.