That interior will age about as well as the Lagonda’s

I remember the commercials saying that ‘a balanced breakfast’ was ‘cereal, fruit, juice, toast and milk.’ Who the hell can eat and drink that much in the morning?

I’m crying about your lack of numbering your questions.

False equivilancy. This killed AN ENTIRE HERD of reindeer at once. Wolves NEVER do that.

Don’t worry, he’s been cleared.

Maybe the “extreme vetting” should be applied to his own campaign staff rather than refugees...

Yup. “Exfoliation” is the biggest hygiene scam word there is this side of “Dove Beauty Bar.”

A handful of crushed glass from the sewer. Does wonders for taking of the top layer.

What about the intense war between washcloth users and non-washcloth users?

welp, my first date with thetallbrunette seems so unromantic and mundane now. THANKS, OBAMA!

I lost a dear friend to cancer, and I’m still very tempted to say that you’re giving it a raw deal in that comparison.

Not with those hips.

Hmm interesting...

Agreed

It’s so fucking pathetic, it’s disgusting. These assholes are threatened by her—and they truly are threatened, because she is more talented, successful or important than they will ever be—simply because of her existence as a black woman. As a funny black woman. As a funny black woman who is a good human being. Their…

Oh no, language is imprecise.

Holy shit its like they are a gaming blog and they write about major releases that a majority of gamers are playing.

Meryl totally gets nominations just for showing up. I mean, I don’t ever feel like she’s faking it or phoning it in like the male actors of her generation but she isn’t flawless enough that she deserves nominations for everything. She shouldn’t have won for Iron Lady. Viola Davis owned that Oscar for The Help.

I’m starting* to think Trump is a pathological liar. He constantly lies about trivial things, his lies are instantly and easily exposed, yet he continues on as if nothing happened. Take for instance all the supposed speakers at the convention. Right after he says Big Ben and Tebow will be there, it’s immediately shot…