mytie5
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mytie5

Exceptional reading comprehension

I need this so bad. My girlfriend is the absolute worst. I feel like the british getting forced off of europe at dunkirk.

How do I opt in? :) I’ve never received any.

Only a few more years down there and it might be rusty enough to qualify as David Tracy’s next project.

You proved his point. You’re a member of the snowflake jihad, a mob of leftists who refuse to hear opposing opinions and who react with disdain/anger/outrage/panic to anyone who’s not a member of your cult.

a customer could not enter a McDonald’s and order just a slice of cheese

Oh stop it!

The Model S was supposed to brake for stopped obstacles..........not break stopped obstacles.

(I know that video should be shot horizontally, but if you’re trying to be covert about it, vertical is the way to go.)

East Carolina University’s mascot is the pirates or something like that.  I would assume that is why they have a pirate ship.

I have to spend a week making small talk with the robot butler.

I’m assuming everyone needs help. You all need help.

I hope he gets cancer and dies a miserable death.

SNES Jurassic Park? Many a times, I have never made it through that game...

This is some goddamn outstanding work

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

“People know right from wrong and anyone we track down who kept a dollar of this money all be arrested for theft. The time to do the right thing an call us to turn in the money is now, because once we knock on your door, you won’t be able to avoid being arrested.”

If only he had gone into banking.

What a load of crap. This has nothing to do with Tesla. Find some dignity you hack.

I do! It's been a while since I've seen the movie, for some reason I always hear the line in Andre's voice? Anyway, I've made a right fool of myself while trying to make a right fool of someone else. Karma!