TSA would never allow it, considering the number of movies that bomb at the box office anymore.

I’ll see myself out.

The fact people will mine blocks for days to “rank up” on an obscure server in *Minecraft* blew my mind. Then we got to the part where people pay hundreds of dollars. There wasn’t much left to blow, but that cleared out the rest of my head.

troublingly, it was quite easy

Dude you drove off before I could update Facebook jerk.

Johnston must not be much of a cook. As any chef can tell you, Beef gets tenderized, not hammered.

Is wer bad, comrade.

Not sure if I’m impressed that they got that close, or concerned that they seem to have missed.

This guy is right up there with excited train guy and the double rainbow guy.

There must be something terribly wrong with me, that video did not terrify me one bit. I’m more terrified by the Presidential candidates.

That explosion really trashed that truck.

Cops “protect their own.”

Is he receiving death threats?

Is he receiving death threats? What is going on with the case?

I am so wary of police policing police that this feels very troubling to me. I don't want to go full paranoid, but it seems fishy

No surprise—there hasn’t been a Cup in Edmonton in 25 years.

Can't play with a broken stick =\

There will always be some idiot going 10 under in the left lane.... Cause they own it.

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

My wife’s an ER doc, and I feel pretty confident she’d trade for any of these to avoid the numbingly commonplace “VAGINA:

“usually reasonable burlap sack full of rancid Peeps...” -do you lie awake at night thinking of these? They are simply epic and may get me through the next year with these asshats.