mythicfox
Chris Shaffer
mythicfox

I really wish shows and movies would normalize healthy friendships between men and women without having them “gonna fuck.

It has been literally decades since I actually was served an in-flight meal. Even on a four hour flight I’ve only gotten a beverage and a couple of tiny snack packets.

I am so disappointed that this needed to be written out (nothing against you Dennis, an indictment of where things seem headed).

Labor rights are human rights.

Good on them. Most people would just give up and “find another job” instead of changing the landscape. I’ll take progress over egress any day.

Laszlo after hearing about the New Jersey Devil’s low hanging balls and button cock—”fantastic” with just the right amount of respect and/or breathy arousal. Glorious and sublime.

Here’s our meet cute: I find out that you’re not drowning in money from that cover, but I’m ok with it because I actually have a bee fetish.

My ex-wife went to high school with the girl who actually was the Bee Girl in that video, and we’d see her around town from time to time. We pretty much knew she wasn’t rich and/or famous because most of the times we’d see her was while she was shopping in Target.

“You’ll hook up with a hot chick, and then they figure out you’re not making any money from it and they’ll dump you.”

Not to mention, the movie was shot during peak covid on top of CIA-level secrecy, so, yeah, if a scene set in a small kitchen makes sense, why not?

i was just thinking, Barsanti really needs to give it a rest already. Sad to think he is probably the most prominent writer AV club has at this point

Don’t get the unnecessary shot at Angourie Rice either, especially since this site kept hyping her up during Mare of Eastown (in a kind of weird way.)

“decided to set the highly anticipated meeting of two different Spider-Mans in the kitchen of Ned’s grandmother, though, so it’s not like things making sense was high on the list of priorities during filming anyway.”

Still did far better than Morbius.

Does it…does it hurt to strain and stretch so much to come up with such inane and petty and pointless snark? I ask not because I’m concerned or anything, it’s just genuine curiosity. 

My thinking as well.

There’s no such thing as limited supply anymore. If you want a game on release day, you can get it.

I just want to take a moment to thank you for not making this a slideshow.

oof

Pretty much everybody who watched the sequels was unironically nostalgic for the first Transformers movie.