Thanks. I’m both proud and ashamed of the Cracked comment -- proud for having thought of it, ashamed that I should have to. 

See, I remember he’s in it because it’s this movie that makes him one of two people to have been killed by a Predator, a Terminator, and a Xenomorph on-screen. The other being the late, great Bill Paxton.

I’m not an expert on these things, nor did I stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night, but is it possible there’s something in her contract that would prevent her from portraying the character under another studio, or something similar to stop her from making someone else’s knockoff?

See, I was thinking there’d be Starbucks cups, but with the original version of the logo.

Fair enough. I have tried stirring a splash of warm water into wet cat food to try and warm it up before. But next time it looks like I need it, I’ll give that a try.

But the Flash movie is still actually going to come out, supposedly. I mean, if this hadn’t already been filmed, I could see maybe shelving it to cushion the financial blow they’re going to take from the Flash movie. And I guess not doing anything with Batgirl saves them some marketing budget, but it can’t be that…

I’ve heard of the microwave trick, though I’ve never tried it myself because I’ve always felt weird about it for some reason.

My cat is notoriously weird about her food, often being really picky about texture and sometimes her tastes will change with little warning. But I’ve actually tried some of those new Medleys with her, and she’s responded pretty well to them.

Smell is absolutely a thing cats will respond to. I’ve read somewhere that often, if a cat’s appetite is a little spotty, it might be because they’ve got a sniffle and have trouble smelling the food.

It’s so rare you get to see a literal case of ‘play stupid games, win stupid prizes.’

I think Conan would be great, but I also get the distinct impression that taking over for Lorne would be too much off an off-camera gig for his liking.

You’ll need something big enough to submerge the entire noodle—a lobster pot or a dutch oven.

I usually just throw together a sandwich or something, but usually if I need a pick-me-up, I’ll throw together some ramen in a home-made peanut butter sauce. Sure, it’s not as simple as just cup noodles or normal ramen out of the packet, but when I’m having a day like that, what I need isn’t just food but a…

Not gonna deny, a Cracked-style “listicle that’s nothing but links to our earlier, better content” is pretty embarrassing to see.

It’s not someone I know well, but I’ve got an acquaintance who has an unnatural love for shrimp cocktails, and he bends over backwards to spend as much time at St. Elmo’s as possible when he’s in Indianapolis. (Even to the point of stopping in at the airport location for one last shrimp cocktail before heading home.)

That sounds pretty sweet. Everything I’ve heard about Luke Perry from people who’ve worked with him suggest he was a genuine delight as a human being.

You think that’s weird and creepy, I had the horrifying thought the other day of “What if the only reason Donald keeps going on about Ivanka is to convince people he’s straight, overdoing it like some paranoid closeted frat-bro?”

I figure he could, but he probably goes out of his way to pay someone to do it to add an extra flavoring of degradation to the experience.

If I’d read that two seconds earlier I’d have done a spit-take. Bravo.

Hey, back in the day, Cheers & Jeers was the bomb. (I can say that because I’m old and I used the phrase ‘back in the day.’)