I think that’s the common fan-interpretation, and I suspect is the intent in this episode.

So in other words, they’re auditioning for a writing job here since they figure standards have slipped enough to give it a shot.

I always sniff test mine regardless of the date, because I’ve had milk go bad a week before or last for a whole week after. I’ve actually gotten pretty good at finding the point where the smell’s a little off but it tastes just fine, usually meaning it’s got about a day left.

I blame the entire mini-industry of YouTube videos explaining the end of every movie that comes out, whether it’s confusing or not.

Don’t start that again. Lance Hunt wears glasses. Captain Amazing doesn’t wear glasses.

Honestly, that ham, cheese, and egg sandwich looks and sounds like someone tried to recreate a Frisco Breakfast Sandwich from a vague description.

They’ve done a lot to make him pretty terrifying in the comics. There’s a mini-series called Vader Down where, while chasing Luke in-between Eps IV and V, his fighter crashes on a planet and the Rebellion sees a chance to take him out once and for all. Which leads into a couple of pages at the end of the first issue th…

It’s not something that’s come up on-screen, but there are some moments in particular in the comics and novels that emphasize just how strong he is in the Force. (Just not in the way that lets you conjure up stolen data tapes.) It’s just rare he has to be that direct with it, when he can solve a lot of his problems…

She’s not crazy, she performs this way.

I wonder if there’s any serious claim from the original source as to whether the movie’s going to be a musical, or if it was just an off-hand comment from someone being snotty about Lada Gaga that’s been spun into clickbait.

It’s only masturbation if you’re both played by the same actor.

IMO, everything at Panera costs 33%-50% more than it really should for the portion size. The food tastes good, but it always feels like you’re paying too much money for not enough food.

I didn’t really get anything out of the regular version, at least not enough to justify buying the draft rather than just opening up a can in the fridge and leaving it. But I thought the Vanilla Nitro Pepsi worked a lot better with the texture. Not something I’d necessarily get over any other cola with vanilla in it,…

Okay, I’ll give you that.

Why would we want to watch a series entirely about some normal human bartender?

At the risk of sounding like an asshole, I think every story where PETA features this strongly needs to have a reminder or a disclaimer that we’re talking about an organization known to kidnap and euthanize peoples’ pets.

They might bury him in it.

I haven’t done naporitan specifically, but I can tell you from other experience with ketchup-based sauces that you don’t actually taste the ketchup. The idea is that there are a lot of sauces that already individually use many of the major ingredients in ketchup, and using the ketchup in the dish is actually just kind…

Yeah, it kind of was a ‘time and place’ thing. I never got around to watching all of the revival episodes, and the big thing that I think brought the whole thing down was them riffing on reality TV instead of music videos. I mean, I get why, but the dissonance with the rest of it compared to the original series just…

I’ll be honest, while I really want to see this, there’s some part of me that’s got doubts. Maybe it’s because the “characters go to space, get propelled into the modern day” has already been done with Rocko’s Modern Life: Static Cling. And while I did greatly enjoy Static Cling, somehow I just can’t see the bit…