I’m pretty sure the squid beast that snagged Wrecker was a dianoga, the same breed of tentacled trash monster that almost made a snack out of Dash Rendar in Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire. (A smaller version of it also popped up in A New Hope.)

I actually read that last bit in Tech’s voice. I’m not sure what that says about me.

Also, it occurs to me that the reveal that Loki was D.B. Cooper because he lost a bet with Thor is just the perfect icing on the delicious cake that is ‘Thor and Loki bouncing off of each other in Ragnarok.’

I ate at one once when I was on vacation, I think when I was in high school. All I remember is that I sat next to the Shamrock Meats robe from Rocky, somewhere overhead was the ‘Stallone frozen in a block of ice’ thing from Demolition Man, and my mom bought me one of the leather jackets and I wore it for years. Not…

Personally, I think one of my favorite Loki moments was “I have been falling... for thirty minutes!”

To be fair, I was thinking something more like “X-Men Evolution, but they’re all living in a run-down shack like the Brotherhood kids and without the teachers.” (so Wolverine would in fact be left out of this)

I was thinking more “X-Men Evolution but they’re all living in a run-down abandoned house next to the Brotherhood kids,” but that works too.

I dunno, I see this as a little less “Daria without Beavis and Butthead” and a little more “X-Men, but without Charles Xavier and his school for gifted youngsters.”

My roommate and I loved the Apple Pie ones. I’d scour the shelves at the local Walmart looking for a stack that may have been lost behind a box or anything like that.

On the off chance this can be found in one of my local stores, what section would it be in? Would it be with the Chex Mix and similar items, or the produce-adjacent section where they normally keep the Harvest Snaps?

Also, be sure to take the wings off if you’re going to eat one anyways. As my late aunt learned during an emergence back in 2000 (urged on by vodka and someone offering $75 to take her picture eating one for the Hillbilly Holler), the wings apparently get stuck in your teeth.

Back when I flew on a more regular basis (a couple of round trips a year, on average), there was a little Japanese place at Pittsburgh’s airport where I’d stop and get sushi in one of those little trays you find at some grocery stores. Not amazing sushi, but surprisingly good sushi at a reasonable price and portion…

Wow, this is right up there with Marvel supervillain backstories that begin with “[Insert Evil Genius Here] was taking alarm clocks apart and putting them back together at the age of 5.”

I imagine you could do a fleshed-out backstory/reimagining for most children’s movie villains who aren’t gleeful dog-murderers. I’m not a huge fan of villain protagonists in general, but surely an Ursula origin story wouldn’t be any more of a stretch than, say, Maleficent.

Yeah, the way I put it when I first heard about the issue, “Restaurant workers aren’t paid enough for the bullshit they put up with before being forced to literally trust co-workers and random customers with their safety.”

I could very well be wrong, but IIRC, there wasn’t any movement on a Black Widow or Captain Marvel movie until Feige was able to cut Ike Perlmutter out of the movie end of things (which is also when Inhumans vanished from the film docket). Given the sort of asshole that Perlmutter is, there’s a nonzero chance he was a…

To be fair, funnel cakes are mostly sugar. Starbucks has that covered.

That definitely explains it. I mean, this feels like the sort of thing that if it had been, say, Image, I’d have probably picked up the trades by now at least.

Larson’s been getting more comfortable with digital comics and the internet these last few years, it’s probably only a matter of time.

What it needs is a couple of bubble domes, so you can put the kids in one. And three horns so you can always find one when you’re mad. And an engine that sounds like the world is coming to an end.