Now, now, no need to poo-poo a guy’s desperate attempt to go viral and sell t-shirts of himself ruining a pizza.

I’d say one of Smith’s weaknesses is conflating what he thinks his fans want with what he wants.

Jeff’s signed on. It’s pretty much the only reason they’re making a third one at all at this point.

Back when he did Clerks 2 he half-joked about making another one every decade or so as a way to deal with where his life was at at the time. Clerks was about being trapped working in that store, Clerks 2 was about the fears he’d had about being a father. The original version of Clerks 3 would have probably simply been…

Clearly the problem is that he was “36.”

Update: I went for it. It was indeed delicious.

Probably a combination of other projects and maybe considering his options given how they let Abrams throw him under the bus before RoS came out. But then, he is developing a trilogy, and Disney probably doesn’t want to say anything concrete until he’s farther along and the sequel trilogy has faded a little bit from…

So how many people would hunt me down and toss me in the river with some cement shoes for considering making this, but replacing the giardiniera with peppers in sauce made by a local Italian restaurant? (Though now that I check something, it looks like the restaurant actually makes giardiniera as well, I just don’t…

My husband joked that all it was missing was sausage, which is a common criticism from Mr. Meatosaurus.

Weirdly enough, I don’t remember these at all. Maybe the local franchisee didn’t do them?

Well, “everyone since [Moffat]” means just Chibnall. You’re right, though. I’m not too offended by Chibnall as showrunner in terms of overall tone and such, but he insists on at least co-writing pretty much every episode and he’s just... not good.

So, thoughts—

For reasons I can’t explain, I planted 10 strawberry patches that I will absolutely not check on or harvest before this game dies.

Personally, it’s because I take care of a disabled roommate and as a result do 80% of the cooking and 100% of the cleaning, and there are times when I just don’t have the energy for anything more than “place mug, insert pod, push button.”

From what I’ve seen, heard, and read of Whedon, he’d probably have gotten off on it if she did.

Well damn. That explains why my martinis keep tasting the way a barn smells.

Which makes the catering to her doubly nonsensical. She wasn’t some break-out star/fan favorite.

The boot gives it flavor, dammit.

Aside from the main topic of this, I’m actually having to stop and think about the last time I sat down in an actual restaurant, because I’m legitimately not sure. I think it was an Indian restaurant I visited while at a convention just outside DC right before stuff started locking down and people started masking up.…

It weirds me tf out that Sia uses this kid as her avatar when she’s been so outspoken about the damaging effects of fame and hypervisibilty, especially for women.