Clearly people seem to want the show to fall into the Streaming Standard 10-hour-movie-with-pacing-issues model.

But do you soak a slice of bread in gravy to put in the middle, what some may call a ‘moistmaker?’

Of course, how long until some internet musician samples one of the game’s sound effects, or even the game’s own special music for a song and then lays in a claim? Wouldn’t be the first time that’s happened.

While I’ve never thought of putting cranberries in stuffing, when preparing my plate at Thanksgiving meals I’d always put them next to each other in the hopes that the stuffing would soak up some of the juice.

I thought it would make an interesting companion piece if they got the audio track from the original, cleaned it up a bit, and then used that as the audio for a Lego-style animated recreation (rather than try to remaster someone’s bootleg VHS tape). Don’t change anything (for better or worse), just do something like…

On paper it’s a valid argument. In reality, if you’re around other people and any of them have kids, there’s about a 70% chance one of them will see it as an indictment on their entire existence and absolutely flip their shit.

Because it’s just urine. It’s not the acid blood from Alien.

There’s one important thing missed here that we can never afford to forget: Nothing can kill the Grimace.

LeVar Burton would be great. Ken Jennings would be a solid pick as well.

Holy crap that sounds amazing.

My personal theory is that someone working on the show wanted to see if the Child is so beloved that even watching him kinda-sorta eating babies would turn the public against him.

Weirdly enough, I live in West Virginia where there is actually a town called ‘Paw Paw,’ and yet somehow I’ve never actually heard of these things until this article.

Pablo Hidalgo has said in the past that when two canon sources disagree (and they’re all supposed to be considered equally canon at this point), that the way to ‘resolve’ that is to treat all the Star Wars media as stories being told of events, not strict documentaries, and that sometimes different sources disagree on…

I like Panera’s food for the most part, but based on past experience with their portion sizes I’m guessing the $7.99 is basically two pizza bagels’ worth.

“Jack Daniel’s has invested substantial resources into an image of sophistication”

Once I fell asleep with the TV on and when I woke up the channel had changed and the movie was playing and I literally woke up just in time to see that line.

In a setting where there are easily a dozen different Pikachu-shaped Pokemon with different types and distinct abilities, I do wonder if there’s a reason why they created regional variants for the old Legendary birds rather than just adding more to the roster.

My roommate used to work at a McD’s, and he said that from what he saw, the reason why the ice cream machine was constantly down is because there was only one guy in our region who was qualified/certified to repair and do maintenance on it, and that guy was personally responsible for the ice cream machine upkeep on at…

I do get him. Still find him not funny.

I found this episode a pretty big letdown compared to the rest of the series. It felt really rushed, like we got 2/3 of one episode and then the last third was a mishmash of two half-finished episodes. It feels like a lot of stuff was glossed over just to set up the reveals when Ji-ah connects Tic and Christina, and…