I wish you luck, because that needs to happen.

Why do none of these planets have names? Even the original Star Wars organically worked the name of the planet into the dialogue. However, I think, so far, we haven’t heard a peep. (Though know Kuiil’s planet is Arvala-7 via the Star Wars website). Is there a reason?

I have it on good authority that not only was the Snyder Cut completely finished, that’s actually what it’s supposed to look like.

Honestly, I suspect he’s fine (well, as fine as he gets, given he’s clearly covering up at least one stroke among other health problems), but that all this theater is making him look sick so if the impeachment starts looking really promising, he can ‘resign for medical reasons’ and hope the Democrats drop the legal…

Personally, I find the kiosk hard to use -- the screens are organized badly and not as responsive as they could/should be. Unless the place is so packed I may as well go somewhere else, it’d be faster and easier to just order at the counter.

There are still a lot of people holding onto their older-model phones or openly resenting needing special adapters, though. I know more than a few people who’d buy a new iPhone tomorrow if it brought the jack back.

I lol’d.

The Colonel would’ve blown his lid at this.

And why, out of all the alien races in the galaxy, does Yoda’s not have a name?

I’m reminded of something that happened once while out at dinner with my roommate. The server we started with was really nice, we got along well with her, and we heard that there was a competition at the restaurant to see who could sell the most glasses of sangria. My roommate and I decided “y’know, we could go for…

Where at? Because I’ve seen at least one of the newer novels explicitly stating that Leia never properly developed her abilities because she just wasn’t as strong as Luke.

the somber tone that has overtaken the show since Season Two

With lines in the sand being drawn between Netflix and Disney in the upcoming Streaming Wars, I can’t help but wonder if someone was putting pressure on them to commit to one or the other and this is just how it shook out.

Okay, that took me a minute. Bravo.

Honestly, I wish I could explain why the joke slays me every time. But it does, and I cackle until it hurts every frigging time. One of these days I’m going to keel over like the weasels from Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and Paul Rudd will be the reason why.

I remember seeing a comic that argued that the T1 Terminator and T2 Terminator were sent back simultaneously, from the future’s perspective. Basically a two-pronged last-ditch effort. Though this comic existed before any of the post-T2 sequels.

Worse, canceled on a cliffhanger.

Michael blowing up the vase and the motorcycle doesn’t seem too different, ‘power’-wise, than that time he kicked a puppy into the sun.

My roommate used to work at a McDonald’s, and the owner at the time allowed employees make their own food for their free meal on break, so he used to make a McRib without sauce (which means cooking up one fresh) and a bunch of other toppings and some mustard to roughly approximate a Cuban sandwich.

I wouldn’t even call it a restaurant, I’d call it someone who can’t be bothered to just start a food truck. My dad used to professionally cater, and tailgate, and sometimes get hired to cook food for beer tent buffets. I can tell the difference.